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History · the story of Brokie

the broke broker
who buys you NVIDIA.

Every coin has a dev. This one has Brokie: a pixel broker with empty pockets, a red tie and one rule he can't break. Here's how it works, in six short chapters.

  1. Brokie in the rain in front of the stock exchange with empty pockets
    01 · MEET BROKIE

    The brokest broker on Wall Street.

    Brokie has a suit, a red tie and a desk somewhere near the exchange. What he doesn't have is money. Not even enough for one share of the stocks he watches all day.

    He's every trader who watched NVIDIA go up from the sidelines.

  2. Coins flying from screens into Brokie's glass vault
    02 · EVERY TRADE PAYS

    Every trade drops a coin in his jar.

    Each time someone buys or sells $BROKIES, a small creator fee is paid. On most memecoins that fee goes to the dev. Here it goes to Brokie's public wallet.

    The wallet address is published at launch. Anyone can watch the balance.

  3. Brokie's pocket locked with a padlock
    03 · HE KEEPS NOTHING

    His pockets are locked.

    Here's the rule: Brokie is not allowed to keep a single coin. No dev bag, no "marketing wallet", not even money for noodles.

    He stays broke on purpose. That's the whole joke, and the whole point.

  4. Brokie pressing a big green buy button, a chip rising
    04 · FEES → NVIDIA

    He spends it all on NVDAx.

    The fee balance gets swapped into NVDAx, the NVIDIA xStock: a Solana token that tracks NVIDIA shares. The swap goes through Jupiter, like any normal trade.

    NVDAx is issued by Backed. $BROKIES is not affiliated with NVIDIA, Backed or xStocks.

  5. Brokie handing out chips to a queue of holders
    05 · TOP 20 GET PAID

    Then he hands it out.

    The NVDAx is split between the top 20 $BROKIES holders, pro-rata, from an on-chain snapshot. Hold more, get a bigger cut.

    Drop out of the top 20 and the next wallet in line takes your place. LP, bonding curve, dev and Brokie's own wallet don't count.

  6. Brokie in front of a glass wall of chained blocks
    06 · 100% ON-CHAIN

    Nothing happens behind a curtain.

    Every NVDAx buy and every payout is a public Solana transaction. You can check each one on Solscan, or just watch the feed and the leaderboard on the main page.

    The numbers on this site come straight from the chain. Before launch they show "after launch", not fake stats.

Brokie stays broke.
You get NVIDIA.

  • You trade $BROKIES, the fee goes to Brokie's public wallet.
  • Brokie swaps it into NVDAx, tokenized NVIDIA stock.
  • The top 20 holders get the NVDAx. Every step is on Solscan.
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